February 2012
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me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
When my mom yells at my siblings I'm all like;
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Then shes like “AND YOU!” and I’m like;
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
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I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
#Fact: Did you know that all the numbers from 1 -...
the entire week every single week
monday: i
tuesday: want
wednesday: to
thursday: kill myself
friday: i want to kill myself a little bit less
saturday: thank u god for waking me up today this is a glorious day amen
sunday: im killing myself
jamjalex:
do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
me: shhhhhhhhhh
fuck it.
Half of the WWE Universe didn't know why Jericho...
January 2012
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If Mr.Perfect and Billy Gunn had a baby.. it'd be...
xsilentxgracex:
“You choose what to think about. And you may not feel that way every day, but the...”
– John Green, on The Fault in Our Stars at the Tour de Nerdfighting Event in Austin, Texas (21 January 2012)
barrylad:
When someone says something silly, and CM Punk looks at the hardcam and does a goofy face.
Fuck you.
CM Punk and Daniel Bryan's handshake on RAW
wwemania:
Former Ring of Honor Champions Daniel Bryan and CM Punk began their match on RAW last night with the “Code of Honor” handshake from ROH.
Punk re-tweeted a comment from a fan about how tremendous the “Code of Honor” shake was and former WWE star Lance Storm wondered if anyone in WWE caught it:
“Do you think anyone in the office got the “Code of Honor” handshake between Punk and...
So Mike Tyson will be inducted into the HOF before...
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My poem for CM Punk (had to use !some! google...
ifindmizeasytofaptononstop:
philbrooksismine:
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
It’s CM Punk at the door !
he come up like a Miner
to mine my precious Whore.
Like a seed planted on a flower
so his love for my love grew
I give him his Vagina
He give me my Pierced Peckeroo
He unzip his pants
to show me his Shclong
and make pregnant my labia
all day long .
SHOW ME YOUR SPIDER
I GIVE YOU MY...
teacher: give me your email so i can send you the work for this lesson
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
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Highlights of the Rumble
oohmisterdelrio:
stackofpoolsinthegarage:
oohmisterdelrio:
Ricardo’s epicness.
Cobra vs. Socko.
The three announcers getting into the match.
FUCKING KHARMA.
“YOU STILL GOT IT!” @ Road Dogg
Orton losing.
Did I miss anything?
Kharma.
Yep. I got her covered under “FUCKING KHARMA”
… That was seriously a mark-out moment for me. Was that bitch not pregnant this whole time?!
Imagine if Jericho accidentally slipped.
hailbarrett:
Imagine.
SUDDENLY! WWE go screw this! 31 entrants! Regal...
thedudebustersexpress:
thebritishvoice:
Please?
^THIS
FOREVER LOVE THE WALLS OF JERICHO.